I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It was confusing and full of hummus
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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