So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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