In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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