Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the day after is always just damage control
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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