Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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