I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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