you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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