More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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