all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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