my being single is dangerous.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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