oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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