i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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