You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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