Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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