Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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