He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I need a beard to bite.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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