We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
This house was built for laser tag.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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