You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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