what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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