it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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