A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize