is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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