you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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