If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
