You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I love having hate sex.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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