omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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