she woke up with a sticky ear
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
only you would photoshop your dick
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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