Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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