Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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