I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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