then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
