i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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