bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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