I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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