adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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