the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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