For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Green mimosas i think yes
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
