I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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