Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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