This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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