I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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