I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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