Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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