Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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