I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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