Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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