finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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