My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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