There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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