new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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