i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
