This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
you had me at cake vodka
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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