Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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