we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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